I could do some good things with this dress.
I will continue to wear ripped jeans until someone tells me to start dressing my age. I paid good money for a pair of perfectly shredded jeans last year that I’m having trouble fitting into this year. After realizing this last night I panicked and baked brownies from a box and washed them down with too much bubbly. Then I felt nauseous. So today, you guys, marks the first day of “Operation Look Less Bloated,” which essentially means I’m going to replace alcohol with water and cut back on the pizza. Who knew a pair of ripped jeans could be so inspirational.
P.S. They even look secksy on men!