Ms. Mary

Me this morning, minus the gaptooth:

Me at work:

Kidding!! I’ve only had one teeny glass of wine all week and I only half pretend to be Mary Effing Sunshine at work. The other half is Mary Effing Intimidating.

This weekend, I plan to finally start updating our master bedroom. I’m not making drastic changes, but new lamps, textiles and art should make it less vomitous. Enjoy your weekend!

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12 thoughts on “Ms. Mary

  1. So funny!!! I feel like that ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME! Put on the smile!😉 Can’t wait to see the outcome of your less vomitous master bedroom… you make me LOL’s!

  2. E cards making the world go round and that one is amazeballs. Mary effing intimidating! hahah As soon as I get my little company off the ground, I’m totally tackling my bedroom too. post pics so I can steal all your ideas!

  3. very cute… Happy weekend!

  4. I want to hear more about the master bedroom changes! Please make a board for us, pretty please??

  5. Haha happy weekend, sweets! Good luck with the bedroom update.🙂 xoxo

  6. Aubrey says:

    Gotta love the candor here…I only wish I could pull off Mary the Intimidator (c: Have fun shopping for the new decor!

  7. Molliee says:

    hehe you’re funny! I feel like that at work sometimes too!

  8. Leslie says:

    OMG! So funny🙂 Love this post! Enjoy your weekend and have fun with the house projects ~

  9. Amanda Hill says:

    Please share pics xoxo!

  10. elizabeth says:

    I work on saturdays, so I have one more day to act like Mary F-ing Sunshine. Damn. Good luck to the hubs in his quest to lose weight. If he doesn’t mind being hopped up on speed, text me and I will tell you the diet pills that I take. I have lost 40 lbs since last year…
    xoxox -e (modern24seven)

  11. I love E Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Hilarious, I love it. Post pics of your newly decorated room! xoxo

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