Restoration Marriage

A recent trip to Restoration Hardware  went like this. 

Me: I wonder if those aluminum, perfectly proportioned serif font letters are on sale.
Husband: What the f%$k would we do with a giant W in our house!

Me: The sumptuous leather and topstitching on the Atlantic Coup Leather chair is marvelously divine, isn’t it?
Husband: That’s a f%$king chair???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me: If we had a kitchen island, that gorgeous, solid steel, thickly plated, bell shaped pendant would be gracing the ceiling above it.
Husband: But we don’t have a f%$king island!

Back away Ladies. He’s all mine!

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One thought on “Restoration Marriage

  1. joAnn says:

    you make me laugh…always. for that i love thee back 😉

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